The Watermelon Knock

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An acoustic test in which a shopper knocks on six watermelons and buys the one closest to the cart.[1]

Method

Tap the melon twice, pause, and nod. The pause is essential. It lets nearby shoppers know you heard something they didn’t.

Interpretation

A hollow sound is widely considered promising. When all the melons sound hollow, researchers move on to the secondary test of looking at the prices.

Peer review

If a stranger asks what you’re listening for, hand them the melon and say, “Hear that?” The test is complete when they nod back.

See also

References

  1. ↑ Journal of Grocery Store Acoustics. “Listening for Something.” Summer issue.
  2. Six melons were consulted. One was purchased.
Categories: Watermelon